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In memorium: Dalton’s Week 1 NFL Highlights

In honor of the passing of Patrick Swayze, we wanted to pay tribute to one of our favorite film character’s of all time – Roadhouse‘s bad ass “cooler” with a sensitive soul, Dalton.

So in that spirit, we bring you Dalton’s Week 1 NFL Plays of the Week:

All you have to do is follow three simple rules.

One, never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected.

Brandon Stokeley’s miracle 87-yd tipped-ball TD reception:

Two, take it outside. Never start anything inside the bar unless it’s absolutely necessary.

Adrian Peterson’s 64-yd TD run against the Browns:

And three, be nice.

Tom Brady gives Suzy Kolber the ol’ brush off after Monday Night’s Patriots/Bills game:

Looks like Mr. Brady doesn’t know about the third rule.  Fare the well, Dalton.  Fare thee well.