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Oh Sweet Jeebus … Ochocinco gets his own VH1 dating show (TRAILER)

Between NFL stardom, his wildly popular Twitter account and competing on this season of ABC’s “Dancing With the Stars”, clearly, Chad Ochocinco doesn’t get enough attention.  So now, the Bengals WR has hooked up with the cupids of cable television at VH1 and gotten his own reality dating show.  Ready for the clever title?  “Ochocino: The Ultimate Catch”.  The show premieres on July 11th, and as you can tell from the trailer above, this is going to be one classy affair.

I’m sure the Bengals organization is thrilled with the way Chad has chosen to spend his off-season.  I mean, what better way to prepare for the rigors of the NFL then to follow in the grand tradition of Flavor Flav, Bret Michaels, Tila Tequila and of course, New York, and entertain 85 morally questionably women in a quest for love?  Those fools wasting there time at mini-camp sure are suckers, huh?

Ughh … this kind of makes we want to throw up.  Let’s face it, Ochocinco is way more likely to catch an STD (or three) than he is to find love on this crapfest of a show.  And I don’t even know what to say about Chad’s desperate need for constant attention. This guy seriously needs help.