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26 Jul 2009

OK, This Whole Jumping Thing Is Starting To Get Out Of Hand

Another salvo has been fired in the ongoing freak-jump battle between Bears rookie DT Jarron Gilbert and Redskins rookie WR Keith Eloi.  Most recently, Eloi jumped into the back of a pick-up truck wearing sandles, in response to the YouTube sensation created by video of Gilbert performing a standing leap from a swimming pool.

Apparently Keith decided that he needed more attention to one-up Gilbert at his own game – jumping out of a pool.  So he does the same standing jump out of 3-feet of water as Gilbert did.  But Eloi does it backwards.

Feel free to skip ahead to the :45 mark to watch the jump, unless you have a burning desire to know the names of 5 random dudes hanging out in a pool.

(ed. note – couldn’t one of these guys have given Eloi a pair of swim trunks for this thing?  I mean, DJ Smoke, help us out!)

Okay Keith, we get it.  You can jump.  You also weigh approximately 143 pounds (listed at 190 … soaking wet while holding a bag of chihuahuas), whereas Gilbert weighs 285 pounds.  That’s what makes Gilbert’s feat so impressive, you see.  The physics of a man that large being able to jump so high.

Now if Eloi does this with Mary Kate Olsen on his shoulders, then I’ll really be impressed.

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26 July, 2009 at 8:33 by ArtieFufkin

Tags: Jarron Gilbert, Keith Eloi, Washington Redskins
Posted in NFL News, Video | 1 Comment »

10 Jun 2009

Better freak jump: Keith Eloi or Jarron Gilbert?

You may remember the pre-draft video of Bears’ rookie DT Jarron Gilbert jumping out of a pool, which received over 1 million hits on YouTube, and raised eyebrows of even the most jaded football fan with his impressive display of athleticism.  Well, Redskins’ undrafted rookie WR Keith Eloi tries to do Gilbert one-better in this video clip by jumping off the ground into the back of a Ford F-150.  In his slippers. Check it out:

Wow. Dude floated.

The Washington Post reports on what made Eloi decide to attempt such a stunt:

But desperation can make a young athlete do a lot of mindless things in the name of getting noticed and after a San Jose State defensive tackle named Jarron Gilbert gained instant fame before this spring’s draft by posting a video of himself leaping from a swimming pool, the players working out with Eloi suggested he do something to show off his vertical leap, which has been measured at 44 inches….

He has been told that Redskins owner Daniel Snyder and Executive Vice President of Football Operations Vinny Cerrato had seen the YouTube video, though he has no idea if it made an impression on them. All he knows is that on the morning of the final minicamp practice, as he walked between fields, Cerrato pulled him aside and said, “We really like what we’ve seen of you, and we’re going to sign you this week.”

I don’t know.  Clearly, I would hurt myself just trying to clear the bumper on that truck, but for my money, the Gilbert pool jump is a bit more impressive. I’m not sure, but I think the physics involved of jumping out of water make it more difficult.  That, and he’s just a much bigger guy.  This seems like a case for Sportscience!

AFTER THE JUMP, VIEW THE JARRON GILBERT POOL JUMP

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10 June, 2009 at 12:10 by ArtieFufkin

Tags: Chicago Bears, Chris Berman, Jarron Gilbert, Keith Eloi, Pittsburgh Steelers, Tom Brady, Washington Redskins
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