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		<title>The five deadly sins of Mike Holmgren and the Cleveland Browns</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[On Monday, Cleveland Browns president Mike Holmgren went from wise father figure atop a rebuilding Browns organization, to a man under significant pressure to deliver. It&#8217;s one thing to tell a fanbase that Eric Mangini hasn&#8217;t met expectations &#8212; it&#8217;s another to meet them yourself. While Holmgren excels at win-you-over press conferences, it&#8217;s his football [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 471px"><a href="http://media.cleveland.com/browns_impact/photo/mike-holmgrenjpg-913657b817fdb8d4.jpg"><img title="MH" src="http://media.cleveland.com/browns_impact/photo/mike-holmgrenjpg-913657b817fdb8d4.jpg" alt="" width="461" height="281" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">The spotlight now falls to Holmgren to get it right. (Source: Cleveland.com)</p></div>
<p><strong>On Monday, Cleveland Browns president Mike Holmgren went from wise father figure atop a rebuilding Browns organization, to a man under significant pressure to deliver.<br />
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<p>It&#8217;s one thing to tell a fanbase that <strong>Eric Mangini</strong> hasn&#8217;t met expectations &#8212; it&#8217;s another to meet them yourself. While Holmgren excels at win-you-over press conferences, it&#8217;s his football decisions this offseason that will define his tenure with this star-crossed franchise.<br />
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<p>The Browns are about to hire their sixth head coach since their return in 1999. Whoever finally turns the ship around will never buy a drink in Ohio again &#8212; but it&#8217;s no small task, and one that&#8217;s left wheelbarrows of dead along the road out of town.</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>Here are five mistakes Holmgren must avoid, if he wants to turn this ship around:</strong></span></p>
<p><strong><span style="color: #ff0000;">MISTAKE #1: Miss on the coach</span></strong></p>
<p>While some were thrilled to see Mangini swept aside, they might look back and wonder why the move was made if Cleveland goes in the direction some predict.</p>
<p>Holmgren talked about spreading a wide net, but lead candidates for the coaching vacancy appear to be limited to those also represented by Holmgren&#8217;s agent,<strong> Bob LaMonte</strong>. He fronts <strong>John Fox</strong>, <strong>Jon Gruden</strong>, <strong>Jim Mora, </strong><strong>Brad Childress</strong>, <strong>Pat Shurmur</strong> and &#8212; ugh &#8212; <strong>Marty Mornhinweg</strong>.</p>
<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t want to have to do this again, so I have to get it right,&#8221; said Holmgren.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s hard to get excited about that &#8220;right&#8221; choice being Mornhinweg, who went 5-27 as coach of the Detroit Lions.</p>
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<div class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 501px"><a href="http://media.cleveland.com/livingston_impact/photo/colt-mccoy-browns-110710jpg-0b26480ef3cd1cbb.jpg"><img class=" " title="CM" src="http://media.cleveland.com/livingston_impact/photo/colt-mccoy-browns-110710jpg-0b26480ef3cd1cbb.jpg" alt="" width="491" height="294" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Unlike Mangini, McCoy must be given time. (Source: Cleveland.com)</p></div>
<p>The Browns also plan to interview <strong>Mike Mularkey</strong> and <strong>Perry Fewell</strong> (while the latter&#8217;s intriguing, Holmgren&#8217;s unlikely hand the team over to a defensive-minded coach). People have mentioned <strong>Bill Cowher</strong>, but that&#8217;s fantasy.</p>
<p>People fall in love with Gruden for his persona, but after taking a <strong>Tony Dungy</strong>-built Bucs team to the Super Bowl in 2002, the team was 45-51 over the next six seasons, and Gruden largely failed to develop a young quarterback during his tenure with the Bucs. Would Browns fans rather have Gruden &#8212; or his successor <strong>Raheem Morris</strong>?</p>
<p><strong>Bottom line: </strong>Unless Holmgren names himself coach, it&#8217;s hard to picture why a switch was made in the first place. Everyone of these guys were fired or not hired for a reason.</p>
<p>Holmgren&#8217;s apparent desire to hire someone he knows and trusts could mean a very unsexy pick for Browns fans.</p>
<p>Unless, of course, he picks the man he knows best.</p>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>MISTAKE #2: Reverse </strong><strong>Mangini&#8217;s </strong></span><strong><span style="color: #ff0000;"><span style="color: #ff0000;">positive changes</span><br />
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<p>The Browns have rebooted to the point of compulsion since &#8217;99.</p>
<p>Mangini, of course, was let go because he didn&#8217;t gel with Holmgren&#8217;s football philosophy or long-term vision on offense or team-wide.</p>
<p>Mangini was allowed a second season while Holmgren studied the franchise, hired his people, and prepared for the arrival of a coach he could claim buy-in with. It was a lose-lose for Mangini. To make matters worse, wins against New Orleans and New England were followed up by too many inexcusable defeats, but there is no questioning the desire and hard work of the coaching staff and many of the players.</p>
<p>&#8220;This is my ninth year and I&#8217;ve never been a part of something like this,&#8221; defensive end Kenyon Coleman <a href="http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2011/01/josh_cribbs_defends_eric_mangi.html" target="_blank">told the Cleveland Plain Dealer</a>. &#8220;This team is a family.&#8221;</p>
<p>Josh Cribbs defended Mangini before the hammer dropped: &#8220;I feel like one man can only do so much,&#8221; he said. &#8220;This is the biggest team sport there is. You&#8217;re asking one man in two years to turn a football team that hasn&#8217;t been winning into one of the greatest football teams. I mean, it takes some time.</p>
<p>&#8220;I believe in what (Mangini) stands for. It&#8217;s hard to make a change. I&#8217;m tired of rebuilding.&#8221;</p>
<p>Two years wasn&#8217;t enough time to overhaul a losing organization. Browns fans were beginning to understand the type of players Mangini wanted: tough, team-first guys who loved to play the game. This team played hard in 2010, despite the record. Mangini&#8217;s goal was to build a strong foundation, which isn&#8217;t done quickly with the chaos he inherited. The next coach has a better chance to  succeed than he did, but few will credit Mangini for that, just as he&#8217;s been forgotten by Jets fans after developing many of the young players Rex Ryan is given credit for coaching today.</p>
<p>The team has made strides, but with a new coach, fans must confront another rebuild. Large chunks of the roster will be overhauled. Assuming the next coach will be given more than two years, one can only hope the team will mirror some of the good qualities Mangini valued.</p>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>MISTAKE #3: Fail to acquire a No. 1 wide receiver</strong></span></p>
<p>Nothing is more important to the development of <strong>Colt McCoy</strong> than developing a strong chemistry with his wide receivers.</p>
<p>The Browns were forced to throw primarily to <strong>Peyton Hillis</strong> and <strong>Ben Watson</strong> in 2010, and teams quickly learned to disregard the passing game.</p>
<p>The Browns must acquire &#8212; primarily through free-agency &#8212; a legitimate, game-ready No. 1 wide receiver.</p>
<p>Second-year wideouts <strong>Mohamed Massaquoi</strong> and <strong>Brian Robiskie</strong> have failed to become the one-two punch the team had hoped for, but they certainly look like a respectable two-three combo. Robiskie, invisible up to now, bloomed late this season. Massaquoi has performed well at times, but gets lost against No. 1 cornerbacks. A legitimate receiving threat will correctly position these two.</p>
<p>Rookie receivers take time to transition to the pro game &#8212; often longer than rookies at other spots. Cleveland must think about signing a proven free agent. Failing to significantly improve this position will sink the Browns in 2011.</p>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>MISTAKE #4: Ignore the running back position</strong></span></p>
<p>Hillis was a revelation for the Browns in 2010. Largely anonymous for most of his pro career, he seemed dropped from Heaven onto Cleveland&#8217;s doorstep. For long-time Browns fans (what other type is there at this stage?), Hillis recalled images of <strong>Kevin Mack</strong> blowing through AFC Central opponents two decades ago. Just as Mack had <strong>Earnest Byner</strong>, the Browns cannot plan for Hillis to carry the ball as often as he did &#8212; essentially alone &#8212; in 2010.</p>
<p>Hillis needs to be  given the chance to lead again. He&#8217;s for real, and it&#8217;s astonishing that he pounded front-sevens the way he did when teams knew he was the only  game in town &#8212; but he was figured out by teams late in the year, namely within the division.</p>
<div class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 522px"><a href="http://static.nfl.com/static/content/catch_all/nfl_image/canon_10_wk_3_03.jpg"><img title="PH" src="http://static.nfl.com/static/content/catch_all/nfl_image/canon_10_wk_3_03.jpg" alt="" width="512" height="289" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Finding a back to spell Hillis is critical. (Source: NFL.com)</p></div>
<p>Backfields-by-committee can poison and prevent a back like Hillis from  getting into rhythm, but the Browns need a change-of-pace back (in  theory <strong>Montario Hardesty</strong>, injured in the preseason) who can make an  impact with 10 carries a game &#8212; and must be game-planned for by  defenses.</p>
<p>While Hillis exemplified what Eric Mangini&#8217;s style of &#8220;Browns football,&#8221; there are questions how the big back fits into Mike Holmgren&#8217;s precious West Coast offense, which the team seems destined to morph into from here on out.</p>
<p>While multiple Browns coaches couldn&#8217;t figure out how to use <strong>Eric Metcalf</strong> back in the day &#8212; <strong>Bill Belichick</strong>&#8216;s agonizing &#8220;Metcalf-up-the-middle&#8221;  over and over on 3rd-and-long tortured fans &#8212; one would hope Holmgren&#8217;s yet-to-be-named wondercoach will effectively deploy this unhinged wrecking ball.</p>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>MISTAKE #5: Draft a quarterback</strong></span></p>
<p>We all know Holmgren likes to find a young quarterback to develop in every draft.</p>
<p>The benefits of this philosophy were on display in 2010, as McCoy fearlessly entered the fray against the Pittsburgh Steelers in Week 6, throwing for 281 yards and playing with a moxie that&#8217;s been nonexistent in Cleveland since <strong>Bernie Kosar</strong> <em>darted</em> around the field.</p>
<p>McCoy tailed off a bit at season&#8217;s end, but his 60.8 percent completion percentage is impressive considering the dearth of talent surrounding him.</p>
<p>Browns fans couldn&#8217;t help but notice McCoy&#8217;s ability to perform under pressure, and his desire to learn and improve make him a legitimate centerpiece for season&#8217;s to come.</p>
<p>They&#8217;ve found a quality leader in this young man, and McCoy is someone this team must commit to without distraction.</p>
<p>This team has searched for decades for that player &#8212; since Kosar left in 1993, quarterbacks drafted by Cleveland tell the story: <strong>Eric Zeier</strong> (1995, 3rd round), <strong>Tim Couch</strong> (1999, top pick in the draft), <strong>Spergon Wynn</strong> (2000, 6th round &#8212; selected 12 spots ahead of <strong>Tom Brady &#8211;</strong> excuse me while I go pour myself a tumbler of whiskey), <strong>Luke McCown</strong> (4th round), <strong>Charlie Frye </strong>(2005, 3rd round) and <strong>Brady Quinn</strong> (2007, 1st round).</p>
<p>Holmgren must not muddy the waters by selecting a passer with the sixth  pick in the draft &#8212; some brohan the &#8220;new coach&#8221; wants to build around.</p>
<p>We&#8217;ve got the guy.</p>
<p>McCoy, without it being his fault, is one of the main reasons Holmgren dispatched Mangini.</p>
<p>&#8220;I’ve talked about (McCoy) before and I think you see the potential there, I certainty do,&#8221; Holmgren said on Monday. &#8220;Who the head coach is, who the offensive coordinator is, who his position coach is they’re important for any team, but if all of a sudden you have the quarterback you think can be the quarterback a young man who can be the quarterback for the next 10-15 years hopefully it becomes even more important.  Absolutely that is going to be one of the considerations in the search.”</p>
<p>The Browns finally have a quarterback worth considering.</p>
<p>Who guides him is key, according to Holmgren.</p>
<p>The last thing Browns fans want is The Big Show up in luxury suite, gritting his teeth, while Mornhinweg &#8212; or some alternate hobby-horse &#8212; gets off to a 1-7 start in yet another hopeless era of Browns football.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s time for Mike Holmgren to hang up the suit and lead this woe-begotten team out of the wilderness.</p>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Nov 2010 19:10:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a move that should surprise absolutely no one (we called it in our mid-season awards), the Minnesota Vikings fired Brad Childress on Monday and promoted Defensive Coordinator Leslie Frazier to interim head coach. Reports out of Minnesota suggested that Childress had lost the Vikings locker room weeks ago, and that he had angered owner [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 510px"><a href="http://www.realclearsports.com/blognetwork/rcs_sidelines/brad%20childress%20dejected.jpg"><img title="Brad Childress dejected fired Vikings" src="http://www.realclearsports.com/blognetwork/rcs_sidelines/brad%20childress%20dejected.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="333" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Chilly is feeling pretty dejected this morning (Photo via RealClearSports)</p></div>
<p>In a move that should surprise absolutely no one (we called it in our <a href="http://readandreact.net/2010/11/10/readandreact-mid-season-nfl-awards-2010/" target="_blank">mid-season awards</a>), the <strong>Minnesota Vikings fired Brad Childress on Monday and promoted Defensive Coordinator Leslie Frazier to interim head coach. </strong></p>
<p>Reports out of Minnesota suggested that Childress had lost the Vikings locker room weeks ago, and that he had angered <strong>owner Zygi Wilf</strong> when he cut <strong>Randy Moss </strong>against his wishes, and without consulting anyone. The &#8220;Fire Chilly&#8221; movement had grown louder and louder in recent days, and following the Vikings <a href="http://www.nfl.com/gamecenter/2010112106/2010/REG11/packers@vikings/recap/full-story" target="_blank">31-3 loss</a> to the division rival Packers yesterday (which brought their record to 3-7 on the year), Wilf apparently had seen enough.</p>
<p>You can read all about this move at <a href="http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d81c535bf/article/childress-fired-by-vikings-frazier-named-interim-head-coach?module=breaking_news" target="_blank">NFL.com</a>, but we&#8217;re pretty sure Frazier is going to be an improvement over Childress, and could bring some much-needed leadership and stability to the organization.  And now Chilly can go back to his dental practice, or whatever he was doing before he got into football.</p>
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		<title>5 things intergalactic bounty hunter IG-88 *MUST* terminate in 2010</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[ALERT: Interstellar hit-droid IG-88 files annual no-negotiation hitlist. Per usual, aspects and individuals of this NFL season are too TEDIOUS to be tolerated and &#8212; MUST BE TERMINATED. REPEAT: Assassin droid IG-88 has identified the following targets: (1) CHILLY must go STAT. CHILLY has lost control of team. CHILLY to be sidelined PERMANENTLY within minutes [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>ALERT: Interstellar hit-droid IG-88 files annual no-negotiation hitlist.<br />
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<p><strong><a href="http://readandreact.net/2009/04/15/5-things-intergalactic-bounty-hunter-ig-88-must-terminate-in-2009/" target="_blank">Per usual</a>, aspects and individuals of this NFL season are too TEDIOUS to be tolerated and &#8212; MUST BE TERMINATED.</strong></p>
<div class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 458px"><img class=" " title="IG-88" src="http://ratherchildish.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/vintage_deathsquad_commander_imperial_commander_ig88.jpg?w=640&amp;h=480" alt="" width="448" height="336" /><p class="wp-caption-text">IG-88 hovering above NFL with DETONATION HAMMER. (Source: ratherchildish.com)</p></div>
<p><strong><span style="color: #ff0000;">REPEAT: Assassin droid IG-88 has identified the following targets:</span></strong></p>
<p><strong>(1) CHILLY must go STAT.</strong> CHILLY has lost control of team. CHILLY to be sidelined PERMANENTLY within minutes of IG-88 entering atmosphere. IG-88 has witnessed locker room float away like a paper boat on windy lake. IG-88 will not tolerate. IG-88, who has carried out a series of successful hits on frigid Hoth, is not intimidated by Minnesota winter climate and will not await Spring to carry out job.</p>
<div class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 463px"><img title="CHILLY" src="http://jeffpearlman.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/large_brett_favre_brad_childress.jpg" alt="" width="453" height="303" /><p class="wp-caption-text">IG-88 vows: Chilly/Favre quality time DONE. (Source: AP)</p></div>
<p><strong>(2) IG-88 will not tolerate </strong><strong>coaching weight-loss spree.</strong> Human football coaches preferable to IG-88 when obese/aimless. IG-88 vows to cut cord on overly congratulated coach thinning.</p>
<div class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 463px"><img title="FAT" src="http://www.redstaplerchronicles.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/fat%20rex%20ryan.jpg" alt="" width="453" height="323" /><p class="wp-caption-text">IG-88 prefers NFL coaches King Kong Bundy-like, in order to emphasize his sparse, droid figure. COACH SLIM-DOWN: OUT. (Source: The Star-Ledger)</p></div>
<p><strong>(3) IG-Ocho-ocho on fast-track, seek-and-destroy campaign to DETONATE </strong><strong>Bengal Ochocinco.</strong> Tired antics and Twitter banter FAIL have intergalactic hit-droid fuming over Ohio copycat.</p>
<div class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 472px"><img class=" " title="CHAD" src="http://readandreact.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/chad_ocho_cinco_benched.jpg" alt="" width="462" height="215" /><p class="wp-caption-text">IG-Ocho-ocho on Ochocinco: &quot;NEGATIVE.&quot; (Source: AP)</p></div>
<p><strong>(4) Brutally dull London game matchup &#8212; international SNOOZE FEST &#8212; must be adjusted STAT or IG-88 WILL TERMINATE.</strong> One last chance for London game &#8212; get right or guns drop.</p>
<div class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 330px"><img title="FRIDGE" src="http://static.nfl.com/static/content/catch_all/nfl_image/fridge-monarchs.jpg" alt="" width="320" height="250" /><p class="wp-caption-text">IG-88 has seen football in London nosedive since the Fridge&#39;s stint with the London Monarchs. (Source: NFL.com)</p></div>
<p><strong>(5) IG-88 is coming after playground bully James Harrison.</strong> James Harrison, Pennsylvania-situated tough guy, will come face-to-face with INTERGALACTIC droid nemesis IG-88 and learn dictionary definition of HIT TO HEAD. Photos of confrontation will be printed and distributed to Mohamed Massaquoi and Massaquoi family, and posted to all facebook accounts with last name Massaquoi. <strong><span style="color: #ff0000;">Massaquoi family line restored by IG-88, star-system leveler and orbital hit-robot.</span></strong> IG-88 DOES NOT TOLERATE JAMES HARRISON ANTICS. IG-88 waits in wings, witnessing fat/sassy James Harrison mock Mohamed Massaquoi and Massaquoi family name &#8212; IG-88 will restore pride to Massaquoi variety of human being. James Harrison and Harrison clan will run for earthen hills following IG-88&#8242;s appearance in atmosphere. <strong><span style="color: #ff0000;">Pittsburgh Steelers warned: Begin go-forward action-plan for life POST-HARRISON.</span></strong> IG-88 burns toward solar system EVEN NOW and hides in shadows prepared to <span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>DROP HAMMER</strong></span> on Steelers me-first, me-only defender James Harrison.</p>
<div class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 514px"><img class="  " title="HARRISON" src="http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2009/02/02/sports/02harrison.600.jpg" alt="" width="504" height="234" /><p class="wp-caption-text">IG-88 plans full termination of PA-sourced bully. (Source: New York Times)</p></div>
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		<title>ReadAndReact Mid-Season NFL Awards 2010</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Nov 2010 16:50:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Even though a lot of folks were handing out midseason awards last week, this past weekend marked the official halfway point for the 2010 NFL season, with every team now having played 8 of their 16 regular season games. So we thought we&#8217;d fall in line with the rest of the sports blogosphere and give [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;">Even though a lot of folks were handing out midseason awards last week, this past weekend marked the official halfway point for the 2010 NFL season, with every team now having played 8 of their 16 regular season games.  So we thought we&#8217;d fall in line with the rest of the sports blogosphere and give out some completely meaningless awards of our own!</p>
<p>So without further adieu, here they are, the <strong>2nd annual ReadAndReact mid-season NFL Awards</strong>:</p>
<div class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 501px"><a href="http://media.cleveland.com/dman/photo/peyton-hillis-2jpg-d168bf101507eac6.jpg" target="_blank"><img class="   " title="Peyton Hillis Cleveland Browns MVP" src="http://media.cleveland.com/dman/photo/peyton-hillis-2jpg-d168bf101507eac6.jpg" alt="" width="491" height="335" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Peyton Hillis has captured the imagination of an entire city (Photo: Cleveland.com)</p></div>
<p><span style="color: #000080;"><span style="color: #000080;"><strong>MVP: </strong></span><span style="color: #000000;"><strong><span style="color: #000080;">Peyton Hillis, CLE</span> -</strong> Everyone in the world is picking the other Peyton for this award (YAWN), but nobody has made a bigger impact on a franchise (or a city) this year than <strong>Peyton Hillis</strong>. The 7th round draft pick out of Arkansas was traded to Cleveland for Brady Quinn and some  magic beans, which might turn out to be the worst trade of Josh McDaniels career, and the best of Eric Mangini&#8217;s.  Since being given the starting workload, Hillis has taken the Browns on his shoulders, leading them to 2 straight wins over the Saints and Patriots. And more importantly, he&#8217;s given the team an identity to build around, and given Browns fans something to believe in. Finally.<br />
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<p><span style="color: #000080;"><strong>Offensive Player of the Year: Arian Foster, HOU</strong></span><strong> &#8211; </strong>what can you say about Foster, who has busted onto the NFL scene this year and leads the league in both yards (884) and TDs (9)?  So far, Foster has claimed this year&#8217;s title as the stud RB in the league &#8230; let&#8217;s see if he can keep it going for the rest of the season.</p>
<p><strong><span style="color: #000080;">Defensive Player of the Year: Clay Matthews, GB </span>- </strong>The 2nd year linebacker has emerged into a dominant force this year, collecting 9-1/2 sacks so far to lead the league. There isn&#8217;t another defensive player who&#8217;s had a bigger impact on his team, and Matthews should be a mainstay in GB for years to come.</p>
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<div class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 460px"><strong><strong><a href="http://www.tampabay.com/multimedia/archive/00148/c4s_raheemmorris110_148720c.jpg"><img title="Raheem Morris Coach" src="http://www.tampabay.com/multimedia/archive/00148/c4s_raheemmorris110_148720c.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="321" /></a></strong></strong><p class="wp-caption-text">Morris is already one of the best young coaches in the game (Photo: TampaBay.com)</p></div>
<p><span style="color: #000080;"><strong>Head Coach of the Year: Raheem Morris, TB</strong></span><strong> </strong>- At age 34, Morris is the league&#8217;s youngest coach, and his Bucs team is showing that they&#8217;re willing to fight to the death for their leader. So far, Morris has turned the team around from 3-13 last year to a 5-3 start, and he&#8217;s done it without very much talent to work with (a 2nd year QB, a rookie RB and two rookie WRs).  It&#8217;s probably too soon for them to put it all together for a run at the playoffs, but with Morris at the helm, the future looks bright in Tampa.</p>
<p><strong>CONTINUE READING FOR THE REST OF OUR MID-SEASON AWARDS</strong></p>
<p><strong><span id="more-7759"></span></strong><span style="color: #000080;"><strong>Assistant Coach of the Year: Perry Fewell, NYG -</strong></span><strong> </strong>After the Bill Sheriden-led unit collapsed at the end of 2009, the Giants brought in Fewell to return the unit to its former glory. And in less than one season, Fewell has turned the Giants into the <strong>#1 defense in the league, with 24 sacks and 19 </strong>takeaways so far. His players believe in Fewell&#8217;s new-style &#8220;read and react&#8221; system, and the Giants are once again one of the league&#8217;s most feared defenses, having taken out 5 quarterbacks already this year.</p>
<p><span style="color: #000080;"><strong>Offensive Rookie of the Year: Sam Bradford, STL </strong><span style="color: #000000;">- Even though the numbers might not be there to support it, Bradford has already managed to live up to the expectations of a #1 overall draft pick. He&#8217;s won 4 of his first 5 starts, and has thrown 11 TDs thus far. But most importantly, he&#8217;s given the Rams that much-needed leader on offense &#8230; check out the Sound FX featuring Bradford to hear a field general in action, even as a rookie. </span><br />
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<div class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 370px"><a href="http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Ndamukong+Suh+T_Ucc2Kf8rym.jpg"><img title="Ndomukong Suh Lions" src="http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Ndamukong+Suh+T_Ucc2Kf8rym.jpg" alt="" width="360" height="240" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Suh has already changed the football culture in Detroit (Getty Images)</p></div>
<p><span style="color: #000080;"><strong>Defensive Rookie of the Year: Ndomukong Suh, DET</strong><span style="color: #000000;"> &#8211; kind of a no-brainer on this one. The league hasn&#8217;t seen a dominant defensive inside presence like Suh come along in a long, long time. His 6-1/2 sacks lead all defensive tackles, and he gives the Lions defense a whole new attitude when they take the field.<br />
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<p><span style="color: #000080;"><strong>Comeback Player of the Year: Michael Vick, PHI </strong><span style="color: #000000;">- ummm &#8230; yeah. No explanation necessary for this one. </span><br />
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<p><span style="color: #000080;"><strong>Surprise Player of the Year: Hillis </strong><span style="color: #000000;">- see above</span><br />
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<p><span style="color: #000080;"><strong>Worst Offensive Player of the Year: Randy Moss, NE/MIN/TEN</strong><span style="color: #000000;"> &#8211; </span><span style="color: #000000;">personally destroying the locker rooms of 2 teams in less than half a season earns this award by itself. We&#8217;ll see how he does with Jeff Fisher in Tennesee.</span><br />
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<p><span style="color: #000080;"><strong>Worst Defensive Player of the Year: Brandon Meriweather, NE </strong><span style="color: #000000;">- </span></span>Meriweather&#8217;s flagrant head shot on Todd Heap <span style="color: #000080;"><span style="color: #000000;">was the hit heard &#8217;round the world, and it&#8217;s changed the way defenders will have to play the game moving forward.  Of all the plays that have been scrutinized of late, his was the only real dirty hit of the bunch &#8230; so he gets this award starting the whole mess.</span><span style="color: #000000;"> </span><br />
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<p><strong><span style="color: #000080;">Next Coach to Lose His Job: Brad Childress, MIN</span></strong> <span style="color: #000000;">- Childress was almost fired when he released Moss without consulting Vikings owner Ziggy Wilf. And the reports coming out of Minnesota were that Childress</span> has lost the locker room, and the team is right on the verge of a total collapse.  He was able to stave off execution with last week&#8217;s win over Arizone, but it could be a matter of time before Brad gets the boot.</p>
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		<title>Randy Moss Waived By Vikings, Remixed by DJ Steve Porter</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Nov 2010 21:24:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ArtieFufkin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[UPDATE: We thought it important to mention that Moss hasn&#8217;t been officially waived by the Vikings yet. Multiple reports suggest that Brad Childress went rogue when he informed the team &#38; coaching staff that he was releasing Moss. Chris Mortensen said tonight that Childress has &#8220;lost the locker room&#8221; and Adam Schefter tweeted that several [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 232px"><a href="http://static.nfl.com/static/content/public/image/getty/2010/09000d5d81bc4289_gallery_600.jpg" target="_blank"><img class="     " title="Randy Moss waves goodbye" src="http://static.nfl.com/static/content/public/image/getty/2010/09000d5d81bc4289_gallery_600.jpg" alt="" width="222" height="240" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Randy Moss waves goodbye to his latest stint in Minnesota (AP Photo via NFL.com)</p></div>
<p><span style="color: #000080;"><strong>UPDATE:</strong></span> We thought it important to mention that <strong>Moss hasn&#8217;t been officially waived by the Vikings yet.</strong> <a href="http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/11/01/reports-brad-childress-acted-alone-on-moss-has-lost-the-locker-room/" target="_blank">Multiple reports</a> suggest that Brad Childress went rogue when he informed the team &amp; coaching staff that he was releasing Moss. Chris Mortensen said tonight that Childress has &#8220;lost the locker room&#8221; and <a href="http://twitter.com/Adam_Schefter/statuses/29411314993" target="_blank">Adam Schefter tweeted</a> that several members of the organization want Randy to stay.</p>
<p>Stay tuned, but <a href="http://www.weei.com/sports/boston/this-just-in/2148020/update-mosss-agent-confirms-wr-was-waived" target="_blank">Moss&#8217; agent has confirmed</a> that he was informed by the team, and it&#8217;s hard to imagine a situation where he would stick around to play for Childress now.</p>
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<p>In a surprising move, the <strong>Minnesota Vikings <a href="http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d81bca082/article/vikings-cut-moss-less-than-a-month-after-acquiring-wr-in-trade?module=breaking_news" target="_blank">waived Randy Moss</a> today</strong>, less than a month after trading a 3rd round pick to the Patriots for the troublesome wide receiver. Moss had an awful game yesterday in his return to New England, with just 1 catch for 8 yards, plus <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/How-Randy-Moss-quitting-on-a-play-led-to-his-rel?urn=nfl-281576" target="_blank">one play</a> where he noticeably quit on a sure touchdown pass after being interfered with (<a href="http://readandreact.net/2010/10/31/brett-favre-starts-but-doesnt-finish-vs-patriots-video/" target="_blank">Favre was injured</a> on the very next play). And to top it off, afterward, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqCC2TAMi58" target="_blank">Moss told the press</a> he was done answering questions for the rest of the season (having being fined $25k last week for not cooperating with the media). He then went on to answer his own questions, volunteering criticism of the Vikings while praising the Patriots.</p>
<p>Moss will remain on waivers until tomorrow afternoon, during which time teams with the worst record will get the first chance to sign him, along with his contract (1-6 Dallas anyone?). But obviously,<strong> Brad Childress</strong> saw the same things from Moss that <strong>Bill Belichick </strong>did, and didn&#8217;t want him on his team for even one day longer. So any team that decides to take a chance on Moss has to be prepared for the headaches that inevitably come along with him. When he&#8217;s not happy, he makes it real hard on those around him.</p>
<p>With that, we bring you the latest remix from <strong>DJ Steve Porter</strong>, which gives us an auto-tuned retrospective on the career of Randy Moss.</p>
<p><span style="color: #000080;"><strong>WATCH &#8220;ONE CLAP&#8221; BY DJ STEVE PORTER</strong><strong> AFTER THE JUMP</strong></span></p>
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<p><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="425" height="350" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tmJcUlrkMNg" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tmJcUlrkMNg"></embed></object></p>
<p><strong><span style="color: #000080;">2nd UPDATE:</span> </strong>The <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2010/11/blackface-on-espn-weve-seen-it-all-now" target="_blank">blogosphere</a> &amp; <a href="http://twitter.com/#search?q=espn%20blackface" target="_blank">Twitterverse</a> are freaking out over the final shot of the video, in which it looks like DJ Steve Porter might be wearing blackface. Shockingly, <strong>the internet is wrong</strong>. As Porter clarified <a href="http://twitter.com/djsteveporter/status/29497795300" target="_blank">via Twitter</a>, he&#8217;s wearing <a href="http://patriotsproshop.blogspot.com/2010/01/randy-moss-mask-back-in-stock.html" target="_blank">this Randy Moss mask</a>, which Moss sold on his site for a while.</p>
<p>Honestly, I recognized that immediately when I first watched the  video &#8230; but people love to stir up trouble where there isn&#8217;t any.</p>
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		<title>Favre&#8217;s streak reportedly in jeopardy &#8230; YAWN</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Oct 2010 17:02:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[UPDATE: Favre participated in practice today on a limited basis, but Childress said he wouldn&#8217;t decide on who will start on Sunday until just before game time: &#8220;I am fond to saying 48-hours to game time,&#8221; Childress said. &#8220;We don&#8217;t play until 3:15, I think, East Coast time; still got a lot of treatment time. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 210px"><a href="http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2010/1028/fan_a_favre1x_200.jpg"><img title="Brett Favre injured walking boot" src="http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2010/1028/fan_a_favre1x_200.jpg" alt="" width="200" height="300" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">(AP Photo/Andy King via ESPN.com)</p></div>
<p><span style="color: #000080;"><strong>UPDATE:</strong></span> <strong>Favre <a href="http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d81bb54d9/article/favre-lobs-passes-at-vikings-friday-practice?module=HP_headlines" target="_blank">participated in practice today</a> </strong>on a limited basis, but Childress said he wouldn&#8217;t decide on who will start on Sunday until just before game time:</p>
<blockquote><p><em>&#8220;I am fond to saying 48-hours to game time,&#8221; Childress said. &#8220;We don&#8217;t play until 3:15, I think, East Coast time; still got a lot of treatment time. Can bones heal in 48 hours? Probably not, but (head athletic trainer) Eric Sugarman has a great bone stimulator in there that really does the trick.&#8221;</em></p></blockquote>
<p>This is starting to remind me of the whole Favre retirement saga &#8230; and as such, I no longer care. I mean, this is a 2-4 team with a bad offense led by a gimpy old man. Aside from the streak &#8211; which should have ended naturally via one of his recent retirements &#8211; this is almost a non-issue.  The Vikings would probably be better off with Jackson at the helm this weekend, and that in and of itself speaks volumes.</p>
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<p>The <a href="http://www.startribune.com/sports/vikings/106155318.html?elr=KArksi8cyaiU9PmP:QiUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aUycaEacyU" target="_blank">Star-Tribune</a> is reporting that <strong>Vikings HC Brad Childress is leaning toward sitting Brett Favre down on Sunday against the Patriots with two fractures in his left foot. </strong>This, despite the fact that Favre &#8211; who has yet to practice this week and has been in a walking boot until today &#8211; hasn&#8217;t ruled himself out the game yet. Of course, the big news here is that if Favre doesn&#8217;t go, it would put an end to his NFL Record streak of 291 consecutive starts &#8230; but that&#8217;s still a huge &#8220;IF&#8221;:</p>
<blockquote><p><em>Favre, who has played through numerous injuries during his 20-year NFL career, has &#8220;confided&#8221; in some close to him he&#8217;s not convinced Childress will let him play against New England, the NFL Network also reported Thursday night.</em></p></blockquote>
<p>Yeah yeah yeah &#8230; I&#8217;ll believe it when I see it. Like everything else Favre-related, this feels like just another media-hyped creation to help build up his legend even further. In fact, at least <a href="http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/10/26/doctor-misleading-to-say-favre-has-two-fractures/" target="_blank">one NFL team doctor</a> said that the injury is nothing more than a &#8220;glorified ankle sprain&#8221;, and its been speculated that if this were a playoff game, most players would be able to play through it.</p>
<p>They&#8217;re going to shoot Favre up with whatever painkillers it takes so he  can step under center and take at least the first few snaps of the game  to keep his streak intact.</p>
<p><span id="more-7455"></span>That way, the boys at ESPN can continue fawning over him like schoolgirls, even though its painfully clear Favre should have hung it up after last season. Look at it this way: if you were Brad Childress, would you show your cards and let <strong>Bill Belichick</strong> know for sure that he&#8217;d be facing Favre or <strong>Tavaris Jackson </strong>on Sunday? Or would you try to keep him guessing? It&#8217;s a classic Belichick maneuver to play games with the injury report, and it feels like there&#8217;s some posturing and gamesmanship involved here as well.</p>
<p><strong>Interesting note:</strong> if Favre doesn&#8217;t go, <strong>Redskins LB London Fletcher</strong> would move into first place on the consecutive games played list.  The 13-year vet is currently second on the list with 199 straight appearances.</p>
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		<title>Brett Favre supposedly retiring again (insert dismissive wanking motion)</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[UPDATE: Aug 4, 2010 @ 13:10pm This is probably the last time we&#8217;re going to post about this guy until the season starts. Given the media&#8217;s hard-on for any sort of Favre-related news, we&#8217;re going to be subjected to this kind of random speculation for at least the next month. And we&#8217;re just not going [...]]]></description>
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<h6><span style="color: #000080;"><strong>UPDATE: Aug 4, 2010 @ 13:10pm</strong></span></h6>
<p>This is probably the last time we&#8217;re going to post about this guy until  the season starts. Given the media&#8217;s hard-on for any sort of Favre-related news, we&#8217;re going to be subjected to this kind of random speculation for at least the next month. And we&#8217;re just not going to ride that ride again.</p>
<p>So here&#8217;s the latest (and last from us), via <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/trainingcamp10/news/story?id=5436231" target="_blank">ESPN.com<strong>:</strong></a></p>
<blockquote><p><em><strong>Brett Favre told ESPN&#8217;s Ed Werder in Hattiesburg, Miss., on Wednesday that he has not made any decision about returning to play for the Minnesota Vikings this season and says he will play if healthy.</strong></em></p>
<p><em>Favre&#8217;s agent, Bus Cook, said in a statement to the NFL Network on Wednesday that the quarterback has an appointment with Dr. James Andrews next week and will know more at that time. Andrews performed surgery on Favre&#8217;s ankle in May.</em></p></blockquote>
<p>If you&#8217;re looking for Favre news for the next 5 weeks, just turn on ESPN.  Trust us, it will be unavoidable.</p>
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<h6><span style="color: #000080;">ORIGINAL POST: Aug 3, 2010 @ 13:43pm</span></h6>
<p>So the big sports news today is that <strong>Brett Favre reportedly told Vikings teammates and officials that he&#8217;s not going to return to Minnesota this season</strong>.</p>
<p>The Minneapolis <em><a href="http://www.startribune.com/sports/vikings/99841644.html?elr=KArksi8cyaiU9PmP:QiUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aUU" target="_blank">Star Tribune</a></em> was the first to break the story early this morning, and the sports universe has been all atwitter since:</p>
<blockquote><p><em>NFL sources said that Favre began contacting various members of the Vikings on Monday to say he was going to issue a press release Tuesday stating his intention to retire. Favre is not pleased with how his left ankle has responded to surgery in late May.</em></p></blockquote>
<p>Of course, <strong>this report has now been followed by a statement from head coach Brad Childress that he has not heard from Favre, and is unaware of any decision by the ever-waffling QB</strong>.  And Vikings kicker Ryan Longwell &#8211; one of Favre&#8217;s best friends &#8211; <a href="http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/38543320/ns/sports-player_news/" target="_blank">says he spoke with Favre on Tuesday and he didn&#8217;t mention anything about retiremen</a>t.  Either way, you can be assured that the Vikings brass are scrambling tonight to try and persuade Favre to come back for one more Super Bowl run.</p>
<p>Sorry, but we&#8217;re not buying any of this for a second.  Favre also said he was retiring around this same time last year (on July 28th) and of course ended up joining the team on August 18th.  The smart money says that Brett is just making another ploy to get out of training camp, so wake us in a few weeks when this decision may or may not become reality.  Until then, we&#8217;ll just assume that Favre will be taking snaps in the NFL this season.</p>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 437px; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow: hidden;">Brett Favre told ESPN&#8217;s Ed Werder in Hattiesburg, Miss., on Wednesday that he has not made any decision about returning to play for the Minnesota Vikings this season and says he will play if healthy.</p>
<p>Favre&#8217;s agent, Bus Cook, said in a statement to the NFL Network on Wednesday that the quarterback has an appointment with Dr. James Andrews next week and will know more at that time. Andrews performed surgery on Favre&#8217;s ankle in May.</p>
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		<title>Brad Childress Halloween Costume Catches Fire!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 15:06:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TheDarkHorse</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks to BustedCoverage.com for this one: Looks like this year&#8217;s hottest Halloween costume is noneother than Minnesota Vikings coach Brad Childress (also known to some as the &#8220;Amber Alert&#8221; look). Childress, however, may have done them one better.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Thanks to <a href="http://www.bustedcoverage.com/?p=21851" target="_blank">BustedCoverage.com</a> for this one:</strong></p>
<p>Looks like this year&#8217;s hottest Halloween costume is noneother than Minnesota Vikings coach <strong>Brad Childress</strong> (also known to some as the &#8220;Amber Alert&#8221; look).</p>
<p>Childress, however, may have <a href="http://deadspin.com/5394167/brad-childress-is-no-elaine-dickinson-thats-for-sure" target="_blank">done them one better</a>.<a href="http://deadspin.com/5394167/brad-childress-is-no-elaine-dickinson-thats-for-sure" target="_blank"></a></p>
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		<title>Going for broke in Minnesota</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 20:18:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One intriguing crumb of the terminally dumb storyline around Brett Favre&#8217;s courting of the Minnesota Vikings: Favre would open the season facing his former coach, Eric Mangini, in the Dawg Pound. (I said &#8220;crumb&#8221;.) There&#8217;s been a fair amount of speculation that Favre and Mangini (a) didn&#8217;t get along; (b) were best friends; (c) aren&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-2061" title="brett-favre-brad-childress" src="http://readandreact.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/brett-favre-brad-childress-246x300.jpg" alt="brett-favre-brad-childress" width="246" height="300" />One intriguing crumb of the terminally dumb storyline around Brett Favre&#8217;s courting of the Minnesota Vikings: Favre would open the season facing his former coach, Eric Mangini, in the Dawg Pound. (I said &#8220;crumb&#8221;.)</p>
<p>There&#8217;s been a fair amount of speculation that Favre and Mangini (a) didn&#8217;t get along; (b) were best friends; (c) aren&#8217;t speaking to each other; (d) named children after each other, etc. Some have pointed fingers at Favre for helping to end Mangini&#8217;s career with the Jets. Mangini and Favre have taken the high road on this one, both have moved on, and there&#8217;s realistically very little drama here.</p>
<p>(I can&#8217;t believe I&#8217;m dedicating space to the Favre Saga, but&#8230;) The Vikings are falling into a boring, seen-from-a-distance trap here.</p>
<p>While Favre superficially thrusts Minnesota onto the map (through increased, yet unearned media exposure [see<em> Dallas Cowboys</em>]), his presence puts a young Vikings team on hold for a year [see <em>2008 N.Y. Jets</em>].</p>
<p>If you&#8217;re head coach Brad Childress, do you have the luxury of time?</p>
<p>Under Childress, the Vikes have finished 6-10, 8-8, and 10-6: that&#8217;s solid progression. Childress, today, sits at .500, with 24 career wins and losses. With the (increasingly competitive) NFC North up for grabs, would you latch on to a 19th-year quarterback in this pivotal season?</p>
<p>Childress is looking beyond what most of us know. He grew up in the West Coast offense, influenced heavily by Andy Reid and, by default, Mike Holmgren. These are men who see incredible value in Favre&#8217;s ability to engineer the West Coast attack, no matter his age.</p>
<p>Experienced head coaches have been known to gravitate toward end-of-career, wisdom-filled quarterbacks. Moreover, what are the alternatives? Childress may counter the (now annual) Brett backlash by arguing that a 50-year-old Favre is better than the ragtag, wandering motley crew of John David Booty, Sean Glennon, Tarvaris Jackson, and Sage Rosenfels.</p>
<p><a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4240888" target="_blank">Per ESPN</a>, if the 39-year-old Favre doesn&#8217;t agree to play for Minnesota by week&#8217;s end, the deal could be off. If that happens, there&#8217;s been talk (or rumor) that the Vikings might pursure Browns QB Derek Anderson (not recent talk, mind you). If not Anderson, someone else may find their way into the Vikings&#8217; fold.</p>
<p><strong>Bottom line:</strong> That Childress is going after Favre, surgery and all, does not suggest confidence in Minnesota&#8217;s current state of affairs on offense.</p>
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