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20
Nov
2009
Iraqi military detainees use Favre to taunt cheesehead guards
(Photoshop/hack job by ArtieFufkin)
Psychological warfare has long been an important part of military strategy. From Alexander the Great to Ghengis Khan to Winston Churchill, world leaders have always used propaganda and other psychological tactics to get into the minds of their enemies.
And now, NewsRadio WTMJ reports that Iraqi detainees have been targeting American soldiers with their own brand of psychological warfare. One in which they’re using our own sports heroes against us!:
According to a military official, detainees at a Wisconsin National Guard camp in Iraq are using Brett Favre as a manner of getting at the guard troops there.
“They know Favre by name,” said First Lieutenant Tim Boehnen, who is from New Richmond, Wis.
“One of the big words they know now is shenanigan. They’ll constantly talk about ‘Favre shenanigans,’ ‘He’s so good for the Vikings,’ and ‘The Packers have got to really feel bad about that one.’ “
Apparently the Cheesehead troops were outfitting their camp with Packer green & gold, which gave their prisoners the opening they were looking for. The next plan is to taunt the Oakland National Guard about JaMarcus Russell until they break down in tears. And then everyone will escape. And the very fabric of our society will crumble. Way to go, Al Davis.
3
Oct
2009
Samoan NFL Players have bigger things to play for right now
Maualuga, Polamalu, Peko and Tatupu (clockwise from top-L)
We had been writing an article for the past couple of weeks now about the influx of Samoan talent in the NFL lately. Athletes like Junior Seau, Lofa Tatupu, Troy Polamalu and rookie Rey Maualuga have all put their stamp on the game, and you can’t help but notice the recent trend in the league of large gentlemen flying around the field with long locks of hair overflowing from their helmets.
There are currently over 30 NFL players with ties to Samoa (5 of whom were born there), and all of them are reeling after a tsunami hit the area on Tuesday, claiming over 170 lives. So while most players are doing last minute preparation for tomorrow’s games, these players were briefed today on the status of recovery and relief in their homeland.
“There’s a lot more Samoans in the NFL now, and it hit a lot of us, it really hit home,” said Cincinnati Bengals defensive lineman Domata Peko, an American Samoa native, following a briefing with Federal Emergency Management Agency and Red Cross officials. “We’re real concerned, and we’re going to do all we can to raise as much money as we can to help out the people of Samoa.” He encouraged people to go the Red Cross Web site to aid victims of Tuesday’s earthquake and tsunami.
Miami Dolphins defensive tackle Paul Soliai mourned the deaths of at least two relatives in the Samoas this week – and feared the family toll could get worse.
Clearly, these players have bigger things on their mind this weekend. Our thoughts and prayers go out to their families, and those affected by this tragedy.
