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18 Aug 2010

VIDEO: New Dallas Cowboys fight song

This video comes to us from Mathias, a 50-year-old Dallas Cowboy fan from southern California, who decided it was time that the Cowboys got themselves a new fight song.

Apparently Mathias is not a fan of shirts, haircuts or melody, but that’s neither here nor there. It’s about the lyrics, and the sheer passion oozing from his pores:

WHOOOO!!!  I am FIRED UP! Shoulder SMACK!!!

Note to Jerry Jones: pipe this song through the sound system at Cowboys Stadium, and you’re sure to go undefeated this year.  No doubt about it.

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18 August, 2010 at 7:59 by ArtieFufkin

Tags: Dallas Cowboys, fail, fight song, Superfan
Posted in Fandamonium, Humor/Satire, NFL News, Video | 2 Comments »

17 Aug 2010

VIDEO: Vitamin Water gets weird with Gary Busey, Adrian Peterson & Shaq

Here’s the latest commercial from the ad wizards at Vitmain Water, featuring everyone’s favorite nutbar, Gary Busey, as Fantasy Football Attorney Norman Tugwater.

Adrian Peterson and Shaquille O’Neal are in there too … words don’t really do it justice, so just watch for yourselves:

I just can’t help but enjoy anything with Busey in it … he’s so fascinating to watch, and you know he could go postal at any moment.  Fortunately, the director on this ad did a superb job of capturing Busey’s bubbling insanity in all it’s natural glory.

Of course, I’m not sure what any of this has to do with energy drinks, but its still good stuff.

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17 August, 2010 at 8:19 by ArtieFufkin

Tags: Adrian Peterson, Commercials, Fantasy Football Attorney, Norman Tugwater, Shaquille O'Neal, Vitamin Water
Posted in Entertainment, Fantasy Football, Humor/Satire, Video | 2 Comments »

13 Aug 2010

VIDEO: Ravens OT gets rejected by goalpost

This is from last night’s Ravens 17-12 preseason victory over the Carolina Panthers.  I didn’t watch the game (highlights here if you want to see how Jimmy Clausen did for Carolina), but this is the only play that really jumped out at us, so it must not have been that exciting.

In the 3rd quarter, Ravens QB Troy Smith scores on an 8-yd QB draw, and hands the ball to OT Joe Reitz – who happens to be 6’7″ and played four years of basketball at Western Michigan – to finish it off with a celebratory dunk on the goal post.  See if you can guess what happens next:

Shutdown Corner has the full story on Reitz, who added almost 70 lbs of muscle after college to bulk up for the NFL.  Apparently plyometrics weren’t part of Reitz’ training regimen, because his vertical leap has clearly suffered.

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13 August, 2010 at 8:49 by ArtieFufkin

Tags: Baltimore Ravens, Carolina Panthers, fail, Joe Reitz, Troy Smith
Posted in Humor/Satire, NFL Highlights, Video | No Comments »

10 Aug 2010

VIDEO: Emmitt Smith and Daryl Johnston in Brokeback Mountain

In case you missed the NFL’s Hall of Fame ceremonies from Canton over the weekend, one of the highlights was Emmitt Smith‘s emotional acceptance speech, where he tearfully thanked his former Cowboy teammates Daryl Johnston, Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin.  It was genuine heartfelt moment in a sport where emotions are usually downplayed in favor of bravado; one that gave chills to even the most cynical football fan.

Well, it was only a matter of time before the internet took that moment and turned it into a trailer for Brokeback Mountain, right?

I don’t know, it’s still pretty touching to me.

[Via HotClicks]

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10 August, 2010 at 8:17 by ArtieFufkin

Tags: Brokeback Mountain, Dallas Cowboys, Daryl Johnston, Emmitt Smith, Hall of Fame, Michael Irvin, Troy Aikman, Video
Posted in Humor/Satire, NFL History, Video | No Comments »

23 Jun 2010

VIDEO: the NY Giants are not good at MTV’s Silent Library

I haven’t watched MTV in years … ya know, pretty much since they stopped playing MUSIC and opted to only show cheap/crappy reality programming.  But apparently, one of their newer shows is a game show of sorts called “Silent Library”, and an upcoming episode features six members of the New York Football Giants. And in late June, that’s close enough to football news for us!

Here’s the basic premise of the show [via HotClicks]:

“A team of six contestants attempts a series of offbeat challenges to win money. The show is set in a library, so the players must remain quiet. The contestants draw cards, and the player who gets the one with skull and crossbones must complete a bizarre task or endure an unusual punishment. If they do so without laughing, the show’s host, Zero Kazama, awards them money. But if the team cracks up or is otherwise too loud, they lose.”

Pretty simple, right? But it’s oddly hilarious, even if it does end up sounding like 30 minutes of Muttley from the Hanna Barbara cartoons. And as these clips demonstrate, this group of Giants players – Kevin Boss, Chris Snee, Shaun O’Hara, David Diehl, Rich Seubert & Dave Tollefson – are not very good at this game.

In the above clip C Shaun O’Hara has to pedal a bike that shoots tennis balls at his face. Clearly, his teammates take great pleasure in watching this, end up laughing WAY to loudly, and thus losing.  And when TE Boss gets the treatment from a toothless old man, you can probably guess that it ends in a similar fashion:

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23 June, 2010 at 8:37 by ArtieFufkin

Tags: Dave Tollefson, David Diehl, Game Shows, Kevin Boss, MTV, New York Football Giants, Rich Seubert, Shaun O'Hara, Silent Library
Posted in Entertainment, Humor/Satire, Media, Video | 3 Comments »

18 May 2010

VIDEO: 2-year-old NFL expert, complete with trash talk

This is just priceless.  Young Ben here has obviously been receiving the proper sort of home training from dad … not only can he recite all of the NFL teams, but he’s also already been ingrained with appropriate trash talk to go along with each!

Watch for yourselves and enjoy:

[Via Hot Clicks]

The best part is when they get to the Cowboys, and Ben pauses for a moment before confirm that he does not, in fact, like the Cowgirls.  And the “one and done” Chargers call is classic.

Good parenting, Dad.  We’ll be reaching out to Ben and asking if he’d like to become a regular contributor here at R&R.  Stay tuned …

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18 May, 2010 at 10:41 by ArtieFufkin

Tags: 2-year-old protege, Ben, NFL trash talk
Posted in Humor/Satire, Video | No Comments »

5 May 2010

Philly fan tasered to the turf by field security

An elusive 17-year-old Philadelphia Phillies fan was tasered by field security personnel after running onto the field during last night's Phillies-Cardinals game in Philadelphia. (Source: AP)

As you’ve probably heard by now, a young Phillies fanatic was taken to the mat via taser gun last night, after running onto the field, attempting to outrun a clowncar of security, and failing. Here’s the video below:

Interesting sidenote to the affair: According to USATODAY, the young man’s father said that his son, Steve Consalvi, 17, called and asked him for permission before running on the field. “He wasn’t drinking. He was not on drugs,” the father, Wayne, told the Philadelphia Inquirer. “He said, ‘Dad, can I run on the field?’ I said, ‘I don’t think you should, son.’”

This story will blow out with today’s garbage, but, before it does, can we agree that getting tasered, and crumbling gently onto lush, spring baseball grass may be entirely preferable to getting bodyslammed by LB James Harrison in late December in Ohio? Check this out below.

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5 May, 2010 at 8:47 by TheDarkHorse

Tags: Security, Sports fans, Tasered
Posted in Humor/Satire, Video | 1 Comment »

10 Feb 2010

Tracy Porter’s Super Bowl Interception, Tecmo Bowl-style

Now that the dust has settled from Super Bowl 44, we would be remiss if we didn’t post one last Tecmo Bowl recreation for the season, from our Youtube friend MRNFL. This one captures the biggest play from Super Sunday, and possibly the entire season, as Tecmo Tracy Porter picks off Tecmo Peyton and races 74 yards for the game-winning score.

I’m not sure if I’ll ever get tired of these.

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10 February, 2010 at 9:17 by ArtieFufkin

Tags: Indianapolis Colts, New Orleans Saints, Super Bowl XLIV, Tecmo Bowl, Tracy Porter Peyton Manning
Posted in Humor/Satire, Media, NFL Highlights | No Comments »

31 Jan 2010

Carl from ATHF gives his thoughts on the Pro Bowl (video)

As you all know, today is the AFC-NFC Pro Bowl, and for the first time, the NFL’s all-star game will be played one week prior to the Super Bowl, rather than the following week (when everyone has already stopped caring about football).

So, will Roger Goodell’s new strategy pay off with increased viewership?  Does anyone – aside from Carl – really care?

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31 January, 2010 at 7:48 by ArtieFufkin

Tags: Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Carl, Pro Bowl
Posted in Humor/Satire, Video | No Comments »

17 Jan 2010

VIDEO: Favre leads Vikings in “Pants on the Ground”

This is how Brett Favre and the Minnesota Vikings celebrated today’s playoff victory over the Dallas Cowboys … unbelievable:

If you don’t watch American Idol, or have no idea what this is about, watch the original version of “Pants on The Ground” by General Larry Platt here. Admittedly, I have been singing this song all week. I’m not a proud man.

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17 January, 2010 at 16:07 by ArtieFufkin

Tags: American Idol, Brett Favre, Minnesota Vikings, Pants on the Ground
Posted in Humor/Satire, Media, NFL Highlights, Random, Video | 5 Comments »

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