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VIDEO: Drunken Jerry Jones trashes Bill Parcells and Tim Tebow

By ArtieFufkin

Deadspin brings us this AWESOME (if blurry) cell phone video of an obviously drunken Jerry Jones spouting off at a bar about Tim Tebow and Bill Parcells. Watch for yourselves:

The full transcript of Jones’ wonderful ramblings is at the Deadspin article. Among other gems, Jones says Parcells is “not worth shit”, but that he hired him to help generate enough money for the new Cowboys Stadium. And after being prodded (by these obvious Florida fans) about drafting Tebow, Jones states that he’d “never get on the field” with the Cowboys.

Quite frankly, none of this is particularly shocking stuff.  I mean, it’s about how you’d expect a boozed up Jones to act.  And it’s wildly refreshing to hear someone finally call out Parcells, who hasn’t won a thing in a generation.  It’s certainly no revelation that money is Jones’ primary motivation in his management of the Cowboys.  And we already know the man loves his hooch:

As for Tebow … well, he’s pretty much on point about that too.

Wow.  The most surprising thing to me is that I’m defending Jerry Jones right now.  But there ya go.