16
Dec
2009
Sex Sting Got Your Tail?
By C-O-U-R-T-N-E-Y!
News of Tiger Woods’ troubles have overshadowed another sexcapade: Pat the Patriot (which would be the Patriots’ mascot) was arrested in a prostitution sting in Rhode Island.
Now we know why Pat is smiling (photo: creativecameraconcepts.com)
Pat, aka Robert Sormenti, has been suspended by the team. The most fascinating angle to the story is that if “Pat” had gotten off just a month earlier he would have gotten off: prostitution was legal in Rhode Island until November 2009.
Pat, aka Robert Sormenti, has been suspended by the team. The most fascinating angle to the story is that if “Pat” had gotten off just a month earlier he would have gotten off: prostitution was legal in Rhode Island until November 2009.
yeah.its funny.I like it.Merry Christmas!
So good. Where’s Mike when you need him? This is so Patriot. Low brow all the way. Not even their mascot is exempt from this kind of stuff. There is apparently no truth to the rumor that Fred Smerlas pimped the mascot. But, I would not have put it past him or any of the members of this classless organization.