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Iraqi military detainees use Favre to taunt cheesehead guards

By ArtieFufkin

(Photoshop/hack job by ArtieFufkin)

Psychological warfare has long been an important part of military strategy.  From Alexander the Great to Ghengis Khan to Winston Churchill, world leaders have always used propaganda and other psychological tactics to get into the minds of their enemies.

And now, NewsRadio WTMJ reports that Iraqi detainees have been targeting American soldiers with their own brand of psychological warfare.  One in which they’re using our own sports heroes against us!:

According to a military official, detainees at a Wisconsin National Guard camp in Iraq are using Brett Favre as a manner of getting at the guard troops there.

“They know Favre by name,” said First Lieutenant Tim Boehnen, who is from New Richmond, Wis.

“One of the big words they know now is shenanigan. They’ll constantly talk about ‘Favre shenanigans,’ ‘He’s so good for the Vikings,’ and ‘The Packers have got to really feel bad about that one.’ “

Apparently the Cheesehead troops were outfitting their camp with Packer green & gold, which gave their prisoners the opening they were looking for.  The next plan is to taunt the Oakland National Guard about JaMarcus Russell until they break down in tears.  And then everyone will escape.  And the very fabric of our society will crumble.  Way to go, Al Davis.