11
Nov
2009
Jared Allen just became my favorite player
This video really doesn’t need much introduction. Check out this AMAZING NFL Player’s Association profile on Vikings DE Jared Allen, and let me know if he’s not your new favorite too:
If you disagree as to the awesomeness of this piece, I don’t think things are going to work out between us … sorry.
(Via WithLeather)
WOW. He seems like such a D-Bag when he plays, but clearly he takes his mullet wearing seriously… I think we can say that Jared Allen has never watched House Hunters
By far my favorite line:
This is bringing back the Paul Bunyan men, we don’t shave our legs. We have chest hair – even if it is shaped like a heart .. which is pretty tight. But that’s the whole lifestyle of the mullet.
I approach you from the front, you’re like, “Wow, this dude’s pretty serious.” Then I walk away; you’re like, “Damn, he likes to party…with two Rs!”