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Friday Afternoon: Coaches Office – Buffalo, NY

By steverodgers

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Trent Edwards: Coach, got a minute?

Dick Jauron: Come on in, JP! Getting ready for a three-day weekend, love the bye week! Going to work on my ice sculpture.

TE: It’s Trent… listen, the guys sent me here to talk about the offensive meeting we just had.

DJ: Chowfense!

TE: Yes… about the Chowfense… you see coach, it’s not really an offense, it’s a commercial for a candy bar.

DJ: What? No way… Chowfense! No one is going to be stopping the Chowfense, it’s going to be like the no-huddle, but way more chow, you know. “Watch out NFL… here comes the Chowfense!”

TE: Coach… please, you can’t expect us to…

DJ: Terrell liked it.

TE: Terrell dresses like a pirate and just asked HR to pay him in gold doubloons!

DJ: Oh, good thinking! I’m going to do that too. What’s their extension?

TE: Their extension? Coach… Maybe Ryan should start next week.

DJ: The Yale man? Skull and bones!

TE: Harvard, I think. He went to Harvard.

DJ: Doesn’t matter who starts with the Chowfense, JP! I mean, we could start an English major from Kenyon and the Chowfense would still destroy the other team. It’s airtight! It’s the Chowfense!

TE: Um, okay… listen, I think I’m just going to head home and work on my real estate license.

DJ: Gotta have options!
(Trent leaves)

(Knock knock)
DJ: Come on in.

Terrell Owens: Coach, you ready to ice sculpt?

DJ: Yes!

TO: Arrrrrrrrr!!!

DJ: CHOWFENSE!!!

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