15
Oct
2009
Mike Sims-Walker was deactivated because of a Booty Call
By ArtieFufkin
Original Photoshop/hack job by ArtieFufkin
Jaguars WR Mike Sims-Walker ruined many a fantasy football team’s weekend on Sunday when he was deactivated prior to kickoff for violating an unspecified team rule.
The Florida Times Union vaguely reported earlier this week that Sims-Walker had broken the team’s itinerary on their road trip to Seattle. Yesterday, they went a step further, explaining exactly what Mikey was up to:
Sims-Walker missed bed check Friday night due to a visit with a female friend that went a little long, according to an NFL source, who described the situaton by saying, “undefeated and untied.”
Get it? “Undefeated! And untied!”, if you know what I mean … nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more!!! (actually, I’m not sure that metaphor makes any sense at all, but whatever)
Well Mike, we hope it was worth it. We’d like to imagine that it was a hilarious set of circumstances, much like the classic 1997 Jamie Foxx/Tommy Davidson vehicle, “Booty Call”. He probably got caught up in the Saran Wrap.
This is one of the great stories, and great movie photo parodies, of all time.
Fufkin at his finest.
I think it time I challenge you to a Webinaroff.
Webinaroff!