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19 Sep 2009

Scanning the NFL Twitterverse

By TheDarkHorse

Newsworthy (and unworthy) reports from the beautiful world that is Twitter. NOTE: These are pulled verbatim from players’ pages–don’t blame us for the spelling issues.

Jets QB Mark Sanchez:
(after beating the Texans) What a day. So happy and fortunate to be a part of it. Big time team win. Should’ve been a shut out w/o INT. Good start plenty of work to do

Sanchez Twitters. Do you? (Photo: Keivom/News)

Bengals WE Chad Ocho Cinco:
- @DENISE_RICHARDS Writing a script for a movie like the titantic, just there’s no boat just jet skies, are you interested in the lead role.
- @britneyspears Are you still on tour, do you need a back up dancer because I’m free on Tuesdays and off during my bye week!!
- @BarackObama Barrack i dont mean to bother you so late but im looking for a place to stay when I visit DC, how many rooms in the white house
- @Oprah trying to become a billionaire, would you consider dating me and dumping after a few months just for the pub, thanks for your help.

ESPN’s Chris Mortensen:
Off the plane in Connecticut. Beautiful breezy fall day.

ESPN’s Adam Schefter:
- If you want to accuse me of being a Rodney stooge, maybe I’m guilty. But not guilty of being a Pats stooge or a stooge of any team.
- You might question this, but it’s absolutely true. Reporters don’t root for teams. We root for people and we root for stories. That simple.

Raiders WR Darrius Heyward-Bey:
@eduardoraider yeah i messed up vs the chargers but just gotta look sharp aganist the chiefs
@oaktownraiders i think seymours a great player he should help us stop the run alot

Cowboys Head Coach Wade Phillips:
- (after last week’s win) 1st win was fun for our team but it was hot and I need mopre sunscreen

Giants WE Sinorice Moss:
- On the way to Dallas. Let’s Go Big Blue!

Browns CB Brandon McDonald:
gotta get bak to work…. preparin fa da Broncos…. i owe em

Chargers OLB Shawne Merriman:
- Just had the best 2hr massage that you can get sunday please hurry up and get here!
- Just got my personalized copy of 50 cent new book in the mail “the 50th law” cant wait to read it

Redskins TE Chris Cooley:
- Crazy off day. Recording with Elliot, ad week with Comcast, then the Sneaker Ball. Being followed by E! the entire time.

Seahawks QB Matt Hasselbeck:
- The Informant was like listening to a decent book on tape.
- Doing HW with kids tonight. After tonight, I figure I can help them till 4th grade.

Titans LB Keith Bulluck:
@ChrisJohnson28 I got u lil bruh…it’s your show Sunday son,don’t even worry bout the other side. I’m feel’n homeless need 2 eat (pause)

Titans RB Chris Johnson:
I’m layin in the bed watchin college friday night football then bout to watch film me vs steve slaton he up on me 2 to 0 – I got to step up

Bills WR Terrell Owens:
- Never question sum1s character til they allow their character 2 b questioned.

A source of wisdom and calm. (Photo: ESPN)

Cards WR Larry Fitzgerald:
- Gotta have a good walk through practice this morning.We are ready 2 go tomorrow.
- On the plane getting ready 2 take off to jacksonville! This is going to be the longest flight ever!

MORE AFTER THE JUMP
Packers RB Ryan Grant:
- This is one of the first times I’ve seen it completely sunny outside but with a deep fog
- Madden definitely dropped the ball with my speed this year

Browns LB D’Qwell Jackson:
Just when I thought my day couldnt get any worse..a maids service that I use locked me out of my house.. Now I wait or the locksmith…

Bears RB Matt Forte:
Yess….mom dad and my brother are in town! Ahhhh family! When everything goes wrong who’s gonna be there for u? God and ur emediate family!

Niners LB Takeo Spikes:
- Goodmorning good people.about to start a long but productive day for the Seahawks.Thank God for another day!
- Going over some details for the game plan for Sunday.gotta have it!

HOF QB Troy Aikman:
- Just landed in Philadelphia. Heading to Eagles practice…meetings with coaches & players later.
- @michaelstrahan Stra- You’re livin’ the good life…I should have learned how to rush the passer!

Rams RB Steven Jackson:
- Good week of practice and a ton of film study,Time to rest..
- Is the Lord enough? If u lost everything could u still praise him? If not u living 4 the wrong reasons.

Giants LB Antonio Pierce:
- How about them NY GIANTS. On the way to Texas! Home away from home! Must have a winners Attitude
- @RobertNardone dont know about the red jerseys we lost the last two times we wore them. Gotta ask Joe skiba equipment manager

Antonio Pierce preps for tomorrow's showdown in Dallas. (Photo: Evan Pinkus/Getty Images)

ESPN’s Merril Hoge:
- Sitting in green room getting ready to match show and we are busting jaws chops about the Eagles not retiring his #7
jersey
- I’m afraid that Miami O will really struggle this year it appears that all explosive plays must come from a gaget play like the wild cat
- David Garrard is so under rated when it comes to trying to sack him! I just watched him throw 2 DL off and complete a
pass

ESPN’s Mark Schlereth:
- Flew Frontier from Denver watched NFL Live on the plane, very cool.

Giants LB Jessie Armstead:
Develop exceptional practice habits-learn to get the most out of your ability .. Enter each day with improvement as your goal…98 always do

Former Seahawks RB Shaun Alexander:
Reflecting over your life. Forgiving yourself and Forgiving others is a sidden jewel. It takes unwanted & unneeded
pressures off your life.

Jaguars RB Maurice Jones-Drew:
Making my pick up runs at the airport grandma and uncle r coming in. The begining of my family party begins. Gotta love them

Saints RB Pierre Thomas:
BIG thanks to all my fans, I appreciate the love ya’ll have given me throughout this recovery. I’m ready to get after it!

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Tags: Adam Schefter, Chad Ochocinco, Chris Cooley, Chris Mortensen, Jessie Armstead, Matt Forte, Maurice Jones-Drew, Steven Jackson, Terrell Owens, Twitter, Wade Phillips

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