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Friday Phone Call Between Tom Brady and Kyle Orton

By steverodgers

Kyle Orton: Hey Tom, it’s me, Kyle. You mind if I ask a few questions?

Tom Brady: No problem, but I don’t have much time. Me and Gisele are headed out to Lake Como to hang out with Matt, Brad and George.

KO: You’re going to Lake Como? You have a game on Sunday!

TB: I’m Tom Brady, I can do anything.

KO: Um, well, I was wondering… Josh McDaniels, he keeps wanting me to hit the open man?

TB: Well…

KO: I mean what the hell, right?

TB: I, uh… that seems reasonable.

KO: You know how difficult that is?

TB: Well…

KO: That’s just crazy!

TB: I think maybe I have to go; the butler has informed me the limo is here.

Gisele [in the background]: Tommy, should I even bring underwear?

KO: Okay, but seriously, he also wants me to watch video! Of the other team!  Can you imagine? What is that? I would understand if he wanted me to watch like “Replacements” or something, but game film? What? That’s crazy!

TB: Well… I really have to go.

KO: Okay, I am gonna go drink a TON of beer! You know what I mean? Get NFD, National Football Drunk. You know what I’m saying?

TB: I actually don’t.

KO: I got a 30-pack of Coors, my man. I mean screw McDaniels! I’m going to get HAMMERED!!!!

TB: Bye now.

KO: X-Box, chips and beer! Gonna get lit!! Let’s go Broncos!!!