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BUFFALO: LATE ONE EVENING AT TRENT EDWARDS’ BEAUTIFULLY APPOINTED LOFT APARTMENT

Trent Edwards’ Girlfriend: Trent, I think the phone is ringing.
Trent Edwards: Baby, what time is it?
TEGF: 2 a.m.
TE: The hell?! [picks up phone]… Hello?
Terrell Owens: Trent… Trent it’s me! It’s me baby!
TE: Terrell – why are you calling? Where are you?
TO: I’m outside! It’s stunning out, but cold, just so cold. Brrrrrrr! Do you think I’m sexy?
TE: What?!
TO: Sexy! I mean, do I turn you on as a football player?
TE: What?!
TO: My hands… I have sexy hands, right? I love to catch.
TE: You do love to catch.
TO: I want to catch you. I want to catch you with my large sexy hands!
TE: I know…
TO: I want to grab you and hold you with my hands! I won’t let go. I won’t let go!
TE: With your hands… are you talking about catching the ball?
TO: Let’s wear the same clothes tomorrow!
TE: What?
TO: Meet me at 6 a.m. outside the field house. I got us two shirts with ponies on them! We are the Buffalo Ponies! You are my plow! Oh and little shorts! We’ll be all bunchy!
TE: Little shorts?
TO: Oh they are so tiny!
TE: Okay.
TO: Okay, see you tomorrow, matey! I’m gonna catch the shit out of you!
TE: Bye. [hangs up]
TEGF: Did he say bunchy sweetie?
TE: He did… [sets alarm for 5:30] Hold me.