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I kind of want to hang out with Martellus Bennett

By ArtieFufkin

Dallas Cowboys’ second-year TE Martellus Bennett has joined Chris Cooley as one of the NFL’s pre-eminent bloggers.  Bennett has a ridiculous blog for the Dallas Morning News, in which he covers a myriad of topics ranging from girls farting in cars to why black people love chicken (ed. note: I wish I was kidding.  Those are real posts by Bennett), and is also active Twitterer.

Today, Bennett posted this video, bringing you along for the ride on the Cowboys’ first tour of the Jerry Jones’ new $1.5 billion-dollar stadium:

Bennett just seems like he’d be a fun guy to be around.  Despite the semi-racist impression of the Chinese, he really committed to the MTV Cribs-style tour, teaching us about the ostrich seats and elephant tusk urinals in his new pad. And the guy clearly he has NO filter. I figure if you were to go out on the town with Bennett, you’re probably in for a good time.

On another note, at least now we know how Jerry Jones plans to pay for the stadium.  With $14 hamburgers & $9 beers. I guess it’s par for the course in the NFL these days, and it is a nice place, but man … with skyrocketing PSLs and ticket prices, people are going to have to choose between season tickets and putting their kids through college.