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SPECIAL REPORT: Origins:Wolverine = Metaphor for Life Story of Mel Kiper, Jr.

By C-O-U-R-T-N-E-Y!

Set for release just a few days after the 2009 NFL draft (you think that is merely a coincidence?),  Origins tells the fictional story of the origins of Wolverine– a mutant who seeks revenge against Victor Creed. 

What is not being reported by the mainstream press, though, is that Origins is really a metaphor for the life and times of the real Wolverine, draft-nik Mel Kiper, Jr. :

Mel Kiper, Jr. Does Not Cut His Fingernails

When he is not fighting with Todd McShay, Mel Kiper, Jr. is fighting crime. Mel Kiper, Jr. is Wolverine:

Mel Kiper, Jr. Shredding a Mock Draft with His Uncut Fingernails

We will be covering this EXCLUSIVE story all week.  STAY TUNED.