21
Apr
2009
SPECIAL REPORT: Origins:Wolverine = Metaphor for Life Story of Mel Kiper, Jr.
Set for release just a few days after the 2009 NFL draft (you think that is merely a coincidence?), Origins tells the fictional story of the origins of Wolverine– a mutant who seeks revenge against Victor Creed.
What is not being reported by the mainstream press, though, is that Origins is really a metaphor for the life and times of the real Wolverine, draft-nik Mel Kiper, Jr. :
Mel Kiper, Jr. Does Not Cut His Fingernails
When he is not fighting with Todd McShay, Mel Kiper, Jr. is fighting crime. Mel Kiper, Jr. is Wolverine:
Mel Kiper, Jr. Shredding a Mock Draft with His Uncut Fingernails
We will be covering this EXCLUSIVE story all week. STAY TUNED.
I’ve always suspected Kiper was inhuman … fascinating