10
Apr
2009
Anchor Bar Interlude/Trent Edwards and Girlfriend Enjoy a Quiet Beer: Buffalo N.Y.
By steverodgers
Trent’s GF [looking ravishing]: Hey babe so what do you think of this TO guy… he seems sorta scary.
Trent Edwards [looking smart and sporty]: Man these wings are good! TO? I’m not worried. How bad can it be? I’m looking forward to it, I’m sure it will be fine. You know, you just gotta give people a chance, I think. Give him a fair shake.
TGF: That’s why I love you sweetheart. Hey, isn’t that TO over there [points to counter]?
TE: Yeah! Cool I’ll introduce you. Hey, wait… what is he doing?
TGF: Looks like he just poured a plate of Atomic Wings down his trousers!
TE: Good God! Those are atomic hot!
TGF: Why is he doing that with the French fries?
TE: Good God!
Terrell Owens: Wings in MY PANTS!
TGF: Let’s get out of here!
TE: Why God! Why? What did I do?
TGF: Babe he might see us! We gotta go! Holy cow another platter of wings are in his trousers! There is wing sauce everywhere!
TGF: The wings are bunching up!
TE: [Starts to cry… no starts to sob] [escapes out back with GF, and drives into the night]
TO: There ARE wings in MY PANTS!
“the wings are bunching up!” … hilarious visual
[...] Trent Edwards is back, baby! A ReadAndReact favorite, this Princeton grad will reach deep into his shallow bag of tricks and pull off a victory. Houston has a lost season and ESPN is reporting they are considering retaining Gary Kubiak and hiring Wade Phillips as the defensive coordinator. If this happens look for Houston fans to set the entire town on fire and move to the Dallas Metroplex. [...]